"Hairy" nematode (Stilbonematinae), Bocas del Toro, Panama
Originally uploaded by artour_a
Why does peppermint-stick ice cream have to taste so darn good, when everyone knows that calorie restriction is Better? Or at least, calorie restriction makes nematodes live a long time, which surely must mean it could turn every one of us into a sleek superfit suntanned sexy sextillionagenarian.
Now consider this shortcut to glory: a diet of nematodes. Calorie-restricted nematodes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner — with some crunchy nematode cysts for between-meals snacking.
If my nematode diet does not motivate you to eat a lot less than you do, I will be very very very surprised.